2 Jokes | Clipmarks


	2 Jokes

RAF6974

6-29-2009 5:07 AM

22 views

Add a Comment

Login to Comment. Not a member yet? Sign up

Today's Top Clips

visit the Top Clips page

View the Top Clips from June 29, 2009

Embed This Clip In Your Site...

<div style="margin: 12px 0px; font-family: arial; color: #333333; background: #ffffff; border: solid 4px #e5e5e5; width: 100%; clear: left;"><div class="CM_CTB_Content_Wrap" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;background-color: #ffffff;"><div style="border-bottom: solid 1px #dcdcdc; white-space: nowrap; margin-bottom: 8px; background-color: #eeeeee ;background-image: url(http://www.clipmarks.com/images/source-bg.gif); background-repeat: repeat-x; height: 24px; line-height: 24px; vertical-align: middle; padding-bottom: 4px; color: #666666; font-size: 10px;" ><a href="http://clipmarks.com/clip-to-blog/" title="see clips that are hot right now"><img src="http://content.clipmarks.com/blog_embed/4e4b9e8c-0ab5-4377-8608-eff966804f7c/3AD8C36B-CEE3-4EA5-AA4F-0E9E604D2FA2/" alt="" width="19" height="19" border="0" style="vertical-align: middle; margin: 0px 4px; display: inline; border: none; float:none;" /></a>clipped from <a title="http://groups.google.com/group/Bikersplacetoo/browse_thread/thread/be3b302ccd738f63" href="http://groups.google.com/group/Bikersplacetoo/browse_thread/thread/be3b302ccd738f63" style="font-size: 11px;">groups.google.com</a></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://groups.google.com/group/Bikersplacetoo/browse_thread/thread/be3b302ccd738f63"><P>A  man went to church one day and afterward he stopped to shake the   <BR /> preacher's hand. He said, 'Preacher, I'll tell you, that was a damned   <BR /> fine sermon. Damned  good!' <BR /> The preacher said, 'Thank you sir, but I'd rather you didn't use profanity.' <BR /> The man said, 'I was so damned impressed with that sermon I put five   <BR /> thousand dollars in the offering plate!' <BR /> The  preacher said, 'No shit?' <BR /> </P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://groups.google.com/group/Bikersplacetoo/browse_thread/thread/be3b302ccd738f63"><P>Brenda  and Steve took their six-year-old son to the doctor. <BR /> With some hesitation, they explained that although their little angel   <BR /> appeared to be in good health, they were concerned about his rather   <BR /> small penis. After examining the child, the doctor confidently declared, 'Just feed   <BR /> him pancakes.  That should solve the problem.' <BR /> The next morning when the boy arrived  at breakfast, there was a large   <BR /> stack of warm pancakes in the middle of the  table.  'Gee, Mom,' he exclaimed. 'For me?' <BR /> 'Just take two,'  Brenda replied.  'The rest are for your father.' <BR /> </P></blockquote></div><div style="margin: 0px 6px 6px 4px;"><table style="font-size: 11px;border-spacing: 0px;padding: 0px;" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tr><td style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;">&nbsp;</td><td align="right" style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;width:107px" width="107"><a href="http://clipmarks.com/share/3AD8C36B-CEE3-4EA5-AA4F-0E9E604D2FA2/blog/" title="blog or email this clip"><img src="http://content7.clipmarks.com/images/c2b-foot.png" border="0" alt="blog it" width="107" height="17" style="border-width:0px;padding:0px;margin:0px;" /></a></td></tr></table></div></div>

Clipmarks: Home; New Clips; Top Clips; Dashboard

Popular Topics: News; Life; Science; Technology; Entertainment

Get Started: Sign Up; Install Clipping Tool; How Clipping Works; Clip-to-Blog™; ClipSearch

Tools and Resources: FAQ; ClipWeek; Top Clippers; Top Tags; Site Map

About Clipmarks: About Us; Contact; Blog; Copyright; Privacy; EULA

Search Options

Today's Top Clips