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	I am Neurotic

Kelika

7-19-2008 5:25 PM

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7-19-2008 6:46 PM

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So it's not a joke then?

Pinch to pee???

I believe that everybody lies to me

That's not neurotic. That's nearly 8 years of Bush!!! Certainly not funny. I'm not neurotic on this as I've learned to automatically translate everything the main US political media reports into the exact opposite.

Strangely, I've conditioned myself to much the same no matter which gets in. Their bad habits won't die so I'll retain my good one.

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