Real Control Tower/Aircraft Talk


	Real Control Tower/Aircraft Talk

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11-12-2007 8:53 AM

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<div style="margin: 12px 0px; font-family: arial; color: #333333; background: #ffffff; border: solid 4px #e5e5e5; width: 100%; clear: left;"><div class="CM_CTB_Content_Wrap" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;background-color: #ffffff;"><div style="border-bottom: solid 1px #dcdcdc; white-space: nowrap; margin-bottom: 8px; background-color: #eeeeee ;background-image: url(http://www.clipmarks.com/images/source-bg.gif); background-repeat: repeat-x; height: 24px; line-height: 24px; vertical-align: middle; padding-bottom: 4px; color: #666666; font-size: 10px;" ><a href="http://clipmarks.com/clip-to-blog/" title="see clips that are hot right now"><img src="http://content.clipmarks.com/blog_embed/443c9c7a-8753-45cf-b726-721831a7684b/3B118970-E450-4996-9F7C-B502CD829610/" alt="" width="19" height="19" border="0" style="vertical-align: middle; margin: 0px 4px; display: inline; border: none; float:none;" /></a>clipped from <a title="http://phunkyou.com/hot/?p=270" href="http://phunkyou.com/hot/?p=270" style="font-size: 11px;">phunkyou.com</a></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://phunkyou.com/hot/?p=270"><DIV class="entry-title">Real Control Tower/Aircraft Talk</DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://phunkyou.com/hot/?p=270"><P>
        <SPAN class="green">Tower:</SPAN><SPAN class="beige11"> "Delta 351, you have traffic at 10
o’clock, 6 miles!"
</SPAN><SPAN class="red">Delta 351:</SPAN><SPAN class="beige11"> "Give us another hint! We
have digital watches!"</SPAN></P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://phunkyou.com/hot/?p=270"><P class="beige11">*************************************************************************************
<SPAN class="green">Tower:</SPAN>"TWA 2341, for noise abatement turn right 45 Degrees."
<SPAN class="red">TWA 2341:</SPAN> "Center, we are at 35,000 feet. How much noise can we
make up here?"
<SPAN class="green">Tower:</SPAN>"Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 747 makes when it
hits a 727?"</P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://phunkyou.com/hot/?p=270"><P>From an unknown aircraft waiting in a very long takeoff queue: "I’m
f…ing bored!"
<SPAN class="green">Ground Traffic Control:</SPAN> "Last aircraft transmitting, identify
yourself immediately!"
<SPAN class="red">Unknown aircraft:</SPAN> "I said I was f…ing bored, not f…ing stupid!"</P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://phunkyou.com/hot/?p=270"><P class="beige11"><SPAN class="green">O’Hare Approach Control to a 747:</SPAN> "United 329 heavy, your traffic
is a Fokker, one o’clock, three miles, Eastbound."</p> <P>              <SPAN class="red">United 329:</SPAN> "Approach, I’ve always wanted to say this…I’ve
got the little Fokker in sight."</P></blockquote></div><div style="margin: 0px 6px 6px 4px;"><table style="font-size: 11px;border-spacing: 0px;padding: 0px;" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tr><td style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;">&nbsp;</td><td align="right" style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;width:107px" width="107"><a href="http://clipmarks.com/share/3B118970-E450-4996-9F7C-B502CD829610/blog/" title="blog or email this clip"><img src="http://content6.clipmarks.com/images/c2b-foot.png" border="0" alt="blog it" width="107" height="17" style="border-width:0px;padding:0px;margin:0px;" /></a></td></tr></table></div></div>

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