Ummmmm...okay......there's got to be a better name for it than "man bra."

this reminds me of that Seinfeld episode

A moob sling?

yeah yeah the bro or manssiere

Yes, quite right, depending on whether you agree with Kramer or Frank Costanza.

Well, I see the # of men being kicked out of bed rising drastically if this contraption gains popularity. A solid, flat-chested appearance giving way to man-boobs behind doors just isn't palatable...

its called the male support vest.

"male support vest"... males aren't supposed to need support in the vest area, do they?
Male minimizer?

No man would wear anything called the "Male Minimizer", would they?
Hey, I wonder if I can get it off of him with one hand?

Hi,dear mate.
How is life?
What kind of men you like the most?
I think you have a good,,,,,,,,,,,management skills.