<div style="margin: 12px 0px; font-family: arial; color: #333333; background: #ffffff; border: solid 4px #e5e5e5; width: 100%; clear: left;"><div class="CM_CTB_Content_Wrap" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;background-color: #ffffff;"><div style="border-bottom: solid 1px #dcdcdc; white-space: nowrap; margin-bottom: 8px; background-color: #eeeeee ;background-image: url(http://www.clipmarks.com/images/source-bg.gif); background-repeat: repeat-x; height: 24px; line-height: 24px; vertical-align: middle; padding-bottom: 4px; color: #666666; font-size: 10px;" ><a href="http://clipmarks.com/clip-to-blog/" title="see clips that are hot right now"><img src="http://content.clipmarks.com/blog_embed/2ab6fce3-905d-4ea1-80e5-0a06bc90cfd9/3C0EECBC-1639-41D2-A563-C0C486B1DE37/" alt="" width="19" height="19" border="0" style="vertical-align: middle; margin: 0px 4px; display: inline; border: none; float:none;" /></a>clipped from <a title="http://lisnews.org/articles/07/07/27/1524234.shtml" href="http://lisnews.org/articles/07/07/27/1524234.shtml" style="font-size: 11px;">lisnews.org</a></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://lisnews.org/articles/07/07/27/1524234.shtml"><H3> What's your favorite joke? Here's 500 That You Might've Missed </H3></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://lisnews.org/articles/07/07/27/1524234.shtml"><DIV class="body"> <DIV class="topic"> <A href="http://lisnews.org/search.pl?tid=68"> <IMG width="60" height="60" title="Friday Funnies" alt="Friday Funnies" src="http://images2.lisnews.org/images/topics/funnies.gif" /> </A> </DIV> <DIV class="intro"> If you're reading this one at work, you might want to skip it, because a) you'll spend the next 2 hours reading it, and b) you'll end up laughing out loud at least a few times. <BR />Over on The Dilbert Blog, Scott Adams has asked his active readers to post their favorite jokes. The result is <A href="http://dilbertblog.typepad.com/the_dilbert_blog/2007/07/politeness.html#comments">About 500 really funny jokes. The one that made me laugh the loudest (so far): </A> <BR />"<I>A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there's a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail looks up and says 'What the hell was that all about?' </I>" </DIV> </DIV></blockquote></div><div style="margin: 0px 6px 6px 4px;"><table style="font-size: 11px;border-spacing: 0px;padding: 0px;" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tr><td style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;">&nbsp;</td><td align="right" style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;width:107px" width="107"><a href="http://clipmarks.com/share/3C0EECBC-1639-41D2-A563-C0C486B1DE37/blog/" title="blog or email this clip"><img src="http://content6.clipmarks.com/images/c2b-foot.png" border="0" alt="blog it" width="107" height="17" style="border-width:0px;padding:0px;margin:0px;" /></a></td></tr></table></div></div>

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