George Bush in 2005 : (Funny Texan Accent) Global Warming doesn't exist.

Obviously it is George Bush's fault, and Karl Rove is making him say so as "W" is too dumb to know better.

I hate this never-ending heat.

It's always this hot in Houston in July and gets worse in August. I feel for people in the north that aren't used to it, and don't have air-conditioning.

Heat? What Heat?

Skwirl, Well Heat can cause short term memory loss