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	Dog Property Laws

skwirlinator

8-27-2006 11:30 AM

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  Dog Property Laws 
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 If I like it, it's mine.
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If it's in my mouth, it's mine.
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If I can take it from you, it's mine.
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If I had it a little while ago, it's still mine.
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If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.
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If I'm chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.
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If it just looks like mine, it's mine.
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If I saw it first, it's mine.
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If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes
mine.
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If it's broken, it's yours.
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