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5-19-2006 4:18 PM
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adamc says:
OUCH.
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5-19-2006 4:21 PM
BigBadWolf
HOLY SCHNIKEY!

OUCHIE OUCHIE OUCHIE
5-19-2006 4:26 PM
kristenjo
LOL, I love the quote from the guy. He sounds like a
super-credible witness to the actual situation. Granted, it's
never OK to do that, but I'm just sayin', if I got in a fight with a
girl, don't think I wouldn't go straight for boobs with my fingernails
and knee her in the cooch.
5-19-2006 4:34 PM
kristenjo
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

Name that play, and no cheating!
5-19-2006 4:42 PM
BigBadWolf
Yea pissed off women = rules out the window.

Are you proud of that?
5-19-2006 6:21 PM
adamc
Ahh there were never any rules to start with.

KJo: The Mourning Bride, by William Congreve (OK, I cheated, I'm no good with plays, or books, or movies)
5-19-2006 6:33 PM
Geekette
LOL!!! If he's telling the truth, then he shoulda made sure she took her meds!
5-19-2006 6:35 PM
Rifkala
Well said Adam...all is fair in love and war and I know this is really going to get wolfs goat but, much the same way your parents would always assume you did something to deserve it if a teacher is mad...if a woman is mad enough to seperate a man from his testes with her finger nails..something tells me he had it coming.

I once had a friend (no it's not the "friend" AKA me "friend") whose boyfriend cheated on her. She layed in bed thinking about it, torturing herself with images of him digging on this other woman while he slept soundly right next to her. Finally in a fit of fury and rage she reached over grabbed his hand and broke his finger. I don't think I would ever do anything like tha...
5-19-2006 6:40 PM
BigBadWolf
if a woman is mad enough to seperate a man from his testes with her finger nails..something tells me he had it coming.
SAY WHAT?!? So now cheating is punishable by manual castration?

Are you related to Fidel by any chance?
5-19-2006 6:47 PM
kristenjo
LOL, I have to go with Rif on this one, Wolf. Agreed her punishment was a little extreme (ok a lot), he probably did something to deserve her anger at the very least. He shoulda' been more careful if he knew she had mental issues!
Besides, we're supposedly the weaker sex, but that does NOT mean you can walk all over us. We will get ours in return, physically or mentally.
5-19-2006 6:53 PM
adamc
All I know is I'm sure glad there isn't BBCode for "I'm going to rip off your testicles with my bare hands" -- otherwise us guys would be in for some painful conversation with you lovely ladies
5-19-2006 6:58 PM
kristenjo
Hehe, I would never rip your testicles off! I didn't say I thought she took the best course of action! I might slip laxative in your food or something equally harmful and sneaky, but I would never just straight up go for the goods maliciously. Hell, it's not like I wanna be kicked in the ovaries!
5-20-2006 2:11 AM
Athyrius
Now that's a woman with balls.
5-20-2006 7:37 AM
anonymology
OH MY LORD!!!!!! I don't even have testicles, but I'm feelin' the pain!
5-20-2006 7:38 AM
anonymology
All I know is I'm sure glad there isn't BBCode for "I'm going to rip
off your testicles with my bare hands" -- otherwise us guys would be in
for some painful conversation with you lovely ladies
Eric, can we get this please?
5-20-2006 5:12 PM
kristenjo
I think we'd have to have something a little less harsh to go along with it, though, so that when we really mean it, they'll get the point. Maybe something like "i'm going to put broken glass on the floor between your bed and the bathroom while you're sleeping."
5-21-2006 5:35 AM
anonymology
Oh, I'm happy with that indeed. I don't mind gradual severity!
5-21-2006 7:56 AM
BigBadWolf
Wow... you people are cruel!
5-21-2006 3:56 PM
kristenjo
Aw, Wolf, but we love you!
5-21-2006 4:35 PM
anonymology
Yes, for now!
5-22-2006 4:24 PM
BigBadWolf
Damn it you had me all mad and stuff and then you had to go and soften me up with that mushy crap.
5-22-2006 11:31 PM
kristenjo
It's my job, I'm a girl. I kid because I care.
6-23-2006 4:11 PM
bunnicula
Eeek! How is that even possible? I mean, why couldn't he stop her?
6-23-2006 6:19 PM
kristenjo
Clearly he was stunned to inaction. Either that or he has no nerve endings.
6-23-2006 6:22 PM
adamc
I figure if she's crazy enough to rip off his testicles, she aint gonna be all that easy to stop.
6-23-2006 6:40 PM
clipette
Now that's a woman with balls.
LOL, too funny
6-23-2006 6:52 PM
clipette
Ahh now I keep imagining the sound of ripping testes. It's killing me. make it stop! make it stop!
6-23-2006 8:39 PM
raalynthslair
ok..... what can you say about this that hasn't been said.... I am at a complete losee for words.... the only thing that comes to mind is OUCH OUCH OUCH OUCH OUCH!
6-24-2006 2:00 AM
kristenjo
Sounds like Clipette is ready to snap any minute...
6-25-2006 3:16 AM
chloetoo
Now that's a woman with balls.
Yep, that's funny!
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