A Hand Job - Medical.


	A Hand Job - Medical.

righthand

5-30-2008 7:41 AM

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righthand says:

An old man is asked to get his sperm count at part of a physical exam and this is what happens

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5-30-2008 8:37 AM

ofcapri

Very funny clip!

5-30-2008 9:31 AM

tanyamm

Funny!

5-30-2008 9:47 AM

righthand

" All In The Best Possible Taste" as Kenny Everett often said. Our older UK clippers will remember the great comedian.

5-30-2008 10:14 AM

dakotayii

Good morning. Love it.

5-30-2008 10:22 AM

righthand

Mischievous but never malicious, Cuddly Kenny Everett was a one of a kind DJ and TV presenter. How much do any remember of him?

5-30-2008 10:59 AM

ak_mom75

that was very funny thanks for clipping it.

5-30-2008 11:25 AM

papananook

All they had to do was heat it up and bang it on the counter a little. hee-hee

5-30-2008 11:38 AM

righthand

Half the fun of this joke is that my surname is Hand! Ha ha.
Early on on ClipMarks there were jokers as to my use of 'righthand'.
Little did they know.

5-30-2008 2:41 PM

swampfoxz

All they had to do was heat it up and bang it on the counter a little. hee-hee

Geez I hope you were refering to the jar.

5-30-2008 3:53 PM

carrerinyes

Was it the right hand that prompted you Righty...?

5-30-2008 3:54 PM

carrerinyes

The devil made you clip this Righty...

5-30-2008 6:55 PM

mooner-one

LOL!!!!!!!

5-30-2008 7:40 PM

righthand

I love my devil, left or right.

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