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McCain's plan to eliminate poverty (SATIRE)
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6-2-2008 6:49 PM
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Unconfirmed Sources political satire and news story parodies as represented above are written as satire or parody. They are, of course, fictitious.
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6-2-2008
7:46 PM
Socratoad
Fictitious?
Yes, but just barely.
6-3-2008
6:18 PM
masbury
That's why we need war and the all-volunteer military, you see. It keeps poor people dying.
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