You Might Be A Nurse


	You Might Be A Nurse

bigdogdh999

7-9-2008 9:41 AM

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full minute and turn off the faucets with your elbows. <BR /> - Your
favorite dream is the one where you leave a mess at a patient's
bedside and tell a doctor to clean it up.<BR /> - Everyone, including
complete strangers, tells you about each and every ache and pain they
have.<BR /> - You want to put your foot through the TV screen every
time you see a nurse on a soap opera doing nothing but talking on the
phone and flirting with doctors.<BR /> - You can almost SEE the germs
on doorknobs and telephones.<BR /> - You can watch the goriest movie
and eat anything afterwards, even spagetti with lots of tomato
sauce.<BR /> - You use a plastic 30cc medicine cup for a shotglass.
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