The Five IT Users You Will Find in Hell


	The Five IT Users You Will Find in Hell

ColoradoRight

12-13-2007 1:10 PM

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computer, internet, information, technology, hel\, humor

ColoradoRight says:

For anybody in IT these types are very identifiable, and unfortunately present in every single workplace at one time or another.

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12-14-2007 3:44 AM

davboz

I'm not in IT, myself, just a home user, but I can imagine them all.

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