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	Oh Canada

ukeness217

8-22-2008 10:13 AM

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funny, us, canada, money

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7-1-2009 5:21 AM

egsnyder

This would be funny if it was so true.

7-1-2009 5:22 AM

egsnyder

Correction: This would be funny if it WASN'T so true!

/e

7-1-2009 5:25 AM

egsnyder

The actual item is here - http://notalwaysright.com/canada-americas-baseball-cap/1029

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