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Ponder This!
skwirlinator
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6-29-2007 4:55 PM
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6-30-2007
4:15 AM
coconutshell
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
Love that one! Nice one Skwirl!
6-30-2007
8:18 AM
pokkets
There's nothing wrong with plagiarism if it is done originally.
Wherever you go, there you are.
6-30-2007
10:03 PM
anpl32
(lol)
i'm not useless... at least i'm a bad example.
9-26-2007
12:30 AM
skwirlinator
I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
I like this one
9-26-2007
12:39 AM
vk2yoc
What does ponder mean, does it hurt? I think I would
prefer to just think about them a lot.
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