Engineering In Hell


	Engineering In Hell

Socratoad

7-21-2008 11:15 AM

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Socratoad says:

Punch line:
God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue."

Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"

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7-21-2008 11:53 AM

Antara

lol

7-21-2008 3:26 PM

kkcapricorn

7-21-2008 4:46 PM

debbyski

hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!! OMG, Toad, you are on a roll baby

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So, the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After awhile, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy.
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