IT'S MY POTTY AND I'LL CRY IF I WANT TO...


	IT'S MY POTTY AND I'LL CRY IF I WANT TO...

thinkingblue

7-13-2007 2:05 PM

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butts, new products, silly gadgets

thinkingblue says:

Just when you think YOU'VE SEEN IT ALL... Along comes the new space age potty seat... Just the thing to make this sad world happy. If the happy butts stood on their heads, the smile would turn upside down and they could sing... It's my potty, and I'll cry if I want to, Cry if I want to, cry if I want to. You would cry too if it happened to you...

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7-14-2007 11:56 AM

thisnamecantbetaken

"Wow, I want a happy butt!

*LOL*

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