God is actually on everyone's side, and not on anyone's side.

God thinks we are still a bunch of monkeys.

If you read your history, you'll find that God is always on the side of the winners; at least that's the way the history is told.

I'm reminded of Joshua's confrontation with the leader of the armies of God. Joshua asked him if he was "for us or against us." His reply: "Neither."

"for us or for our enemies" was probably what he said. And "neither" was his answer.

God is on the side with the most battalions. Use to be anyway.

my god has more A-bombs !!!!

Mankind is God's reality TV.

“Wars of religion always make me laugh because basically you're fighting over who has the best imaginary friend.”

— Johnny Utah