Disappointed By A Lack Of Disappointment


	Disappointed By A Lack Of Disappointment

swampfoxz

8-13-2009 1:53 PM

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“Thank you for calling [restaurant]. How may I help you?”

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	 <H3 class="storytitle"><A rel="bookmark" href="http://notalwaysright.com/disappointed-by-a-lack-of-disappointment/2345">Disappointed By A Lack Of Disappointment</A></H3><DIV id="jobstyle">Restaurant | Ann Arbor, MI, USA</DIV>
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		<P><STRONG>Me:</STRONG> “Thank you for calling [restaurant]. How may I help you?”</p> <P><STRONG>Caller:</STRONG> “How long is your wait right now?”</p> <P><STRONG>Me:</STRONG> “There is no wait at the moment.”</p> <P><STRONG>Caller:</STRONG> “What does that mean?”</p> <P><STRONG>Me:</STRONG> “That you don’t have to wait for a table.”</p> <P><STRONG>Caller:</STRONG> “But how long is the wait?”</p> <P><STRONG>Me:</STRONG> “There is none. You will be seated right away.”</p> <P><STRONG>Caller:</STRONG> “I don’t understand what you’re trying to tell me!”</p> </DIV>
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