Zawahiri Dead, Global Warming Suspected


	Zawahiri Dead, Global Warming Suspected

n2sooners

8-2-2008 2:29 PM

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global warming, al qaeda, politics, humor, satire

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8-2-2008 5:02 PM

bmeuppls

The Taliban are denying and the knowledgable websites are saying - don't get caught on this again...

8-3-2008 2:24 AM

merrie

“Dr. Zawahiri was enjoying a meal when the earth suddenly heated up by several thousand degrees”

Hell-fire missiles will have that effect

8-6-2008 1:06 AM

DeMaistre

Classic!

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