Hard, plain Truth from Men, to women


	Hard, plain Truth from Men, to women

UpStateMike

3-20-2007 4:09 PM

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Seriously, this is a good list.

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        <B><FONT size="5" color="#000080">Men's Rules 
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      <B><FONT size="3" color="#800000">Women should learn these!</FONT></B></FONT>
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