Which one is in use in Iran or do they only work in USA. Ha ha

That's the problem righty, there are no trees in the desert for the ladies.

Worse yet, what if you are herbosexual? Wouldn't thinking of a tree make both impulses worse?

(i should get some sleep.)

*LOL* the herbosexual looked longingly at the mighty oak . . .

Mmmmmmmm. look at the nob on that tree.

Careful... somebody might get a woody.

did you see the one about the mother's womb? this stuff is so twisted

Trouble in Mom's Womb Can Make You Gay

“If a mother was experiencing difficulty in her relationship with
her husband while carrying a child or if she felt rejected, unloved or
unwanted by him or she experienced any other painful experiences during
pregnancy, the unborn child within may have experienced these thoughts
and feelings as though they were directed at him or her.” (Richard
Cohen, President, Parents and Friends of Ex-Gays)

Thinking of wood will make you straight?

Or is it the arching stiff branches?

Maybe its the deep roots in the soft earth?

What if it rains and the mud gets packed along the base of the trunk?

Or is it like a palm tree that bends toward the wind?

You best forget about that tree, and take your coconuts home!

well I found my tree, but someone else was already using it....

Look at the smile on her face Alanocu!
*LMAO*