continued.....Women who use a vibrator during masturbation tend to have better sexual functioning with a partner.
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4. Masturbation can help you relax.
Women are more apt than men to over-analyze a bad day and think: "How could I have done this better?" They are more likely than men, some researchers have found, to replay an argument or bad interaction with people in their head. It all adds up to excess stress.
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5. Masturbation can provide pain relief.
Women who masturbate often report that it helps relieve menstrual cramps and to improve the symptoms of premenstrual syndrome (PMS), such as irritability and crankiness.

Masturbating to orgasm may help migraine, too.

#6 - Every time you masturbate a kitten dies.

#7. Men masturbating is not a sign that they don't love you.

what a load of old wank

I used to refer to it as "joining the mile-high club, solo-aviator division."

#8 - Masturbating with a partner doing the work is twice the fun.

#9. - Guys like to watch them do it.

#6 - Every time you masturbate a kitten dies.

sounds like something an overbearing mother would say to her son or daughter. I LOVE IT!

Reminded me of this quote for some reason:

<frogger> does anone know of an algorithm to generate random numbers in an increasing sequence?
<JubJub> Use the Pullit-Hofften method
<frogger> what's that?
<JubJub> Just ask cheesy how many times he's masturbated today
<CheeseZone> 11, why?

If anyone needs me I'll be in my Masturbatorium.

fap fap fap....

By the way, I forgot to mention that this article is relevant to my interests.

Dam !!!!!!!! You mean momma was telling me a lie all those years saying i would go blind and would make it shrink if i ever did it.
Ohhhhhh the sorrow. Could of saved a ton of money because wouldn't of had to get married to have fun.

And wouldn't of bought 35 pair of glasses "just in case" even though i don't wear them...........

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkqfa-kaRFM

thanks for the vid, cakebelly LMAO!

Check out 'Wankers Rock 'n' Roll' on the same page (although I advise against 'fapping' in time to it). Or if you prefer something a little more 'cultivated': http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cveZR4e91kU

OMG you are killing me cakebelly LOL

turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so

OMG!!! Where are the women?? This is not a guy clip. You guys probably scared them all away. Ok, I'm brave. #3 is like so wrong. Most women who use vibrators don't have better sex with their partners because vibrators used over time will desensitive a women. In other words, if you guys can't make like a vibrator, you're not even in the competition.

This might be what clip-on means by killing the....."kitten"

"Save the kittens!", "Save the kittens!"

OMG!!! Where are the women?? This is not a guy clip.

Methinks the women are busy with their vibrators.

SO NOW YOU GIRLS ARE STAKING A CLAIM ON MASTERBATION TOO? BEFORE LONG US MEN WON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO CALL OUR OWN!

Well ya gotta lotta catching up to do!

since it was clipped on 8/5 @ 2:30 PM to this point it has been viewed 581 times. I'd be willing to bet my paycheck more men than women have masturbated since then.

Of course I can't prove that, it's just something I feel certain of.

oh yea

SCREW THE KITTENS!

"SCREW THE KITTENS!"

I'm quite sure simply killing them would be more humane.