From: George, By Grace of God and Declaration of the Nation's Judges King
To: American Colonists

Re: Declaration of Independence

Please be advised that this "statement of principles" is in severe violation of the ROYALTY Act (Respect Of Your Almighty Loyalty To Your sovereign), and all violations of this act must be severely dealt with. Criticism of your ruler is unpatriotic, disloyal and seditious. In a unilateral world, there is no room for free speech. All printers, broadsheet publishers and copyhouses that distribute this liberalist propaganda shall be shut down and their owners and employees imprisoned without trial. Unity defines the empire; dissent shall be quashed.

In God's holy name, be it so.

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