Under no circumstances can we let people know the aforementioned policies artificially limited the supply of labor and goods, which precipitated the astronomical rise in prices. We can easily place blame on the toilet manufactures, the installers, or the training institutes even though their every move has been dictated by a complex code of laws that was supposed to keep everything under control in the first place.

After blame has been sufficiently passed, then it is up to Congress to hammer out a 2,000-page piece of legislation that further controls the toilet industry and ultimately makes it more expensive and inconvenient. It will be penned in English, but the bill will not make sense. Congress will raise taxes, borrow money, and pass strict laws, but amazingly prices will go up and availability will go down. By then, people will all have forgotten about healthcare and will demand even more government to control the spiraling costs of toilets.

Problem solved.[/quote

It's all the fault of Big Toilet Paper. People wouldn't even use toilets as much if toilet paper weren't so cheap. What we need is a government program to make toilet paper barely accessible so that there will be a demand for toilet paper insurance.

OK, that's not really very funny, but I'm going to post it anyway.