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margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://docs.google.com/RawDocContents?docID=ddf2qc6p_35g5xbhx&justBody=false&revision=_latest×tamp=1196181112774&editMode=true&strip=true"><DIV>Ceiling Fan 912 Calories</DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://docs.google.com/RawDocContents?docID=ddf2qc6p_35g5xbhx&justBody=false&revision=_latest×tamp=1196181112774&editMode=true&strip=true"><DIV>Orgasming:</DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://docs.google.com/RawDocContents?docID=ddf2qc6p_35g5xbhx&justBody=false&revision=_latest×tamp=1196181112774&editMode=true&strip=true"><DIV>Real 112 Calories</DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; 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background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://docs.google.com/RawDocContents?docID=ddf2qc6p_35g5xbhx&justBody=false&revision=_latest×tamp=1196181112774&editMode=true&strip=true"><DIV>Getting up immediately 36 Calories</DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://docs.google.com/RawDocContents?docID=ddf2qc6p_35g5xbhx&justBody=false&revision=_latest×tamp=1196181112774&editMode=true&strip=true"><DIV>Getting a 2nd erection:</DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://docs.google.com/RawDocContents?docID=ddf2qc6p_35g5xbhx&justBody=false&revision=_latest×tamp=1196181112774&editMode=true&strip=true"><DIV>If you are: 20-29 years old 36 Calories</DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://docs.google.com/RawDocContents?docID=ddf2qc6p_35g5xbhx&justBody=false&revision=_latest×tamp=1196181112774&editMode=true&strip=true"><DIV>………. 70 and over <SPAN _moz_dirty="">Results still pending</SPAN></DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://docs.google.com/RawDocContents?docID=ddf2qc6p_35g5xbhx&justBody=false&revision=_latest×tamp=1196181112774&editMode=true&strip=true"><DIV>Getting dressed afterwards:</DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://docs.google.com/RawDocContents?docID=ddf2qc6p_35g5xbhx&justBody=false&revision=_latest×tamp=1196181112774&editMode=true&strip=true"><DIV>Calmly 32 Calories</DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://docs.google.com/RawDocContents?docID=ddf2qc6p_35g5xbhx&justBody=false&revision=_latest×tamp=1196181112774&editMode=true&strip=true"><DIV>With your wife knocking at the door 3521 Calories</DIV></blockquote></div><div style="margin: 0px 6px 6px 4px;"><table style="font-size: 11px;border-spacing: 0px;padding: 0px;" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tr><td style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;"> </td><td align="right" style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;width:107px" width="107"><a href="http://clipmarks.com/share/4DB9B219-EB52-4178-929D-AD35D52FCF81/blog/" title="blog or email this clip"><img src="http://content7.clipmarks.com/images/c2b-foot.png" border="0" alt="blog it" width="107" height="17" style="border-width:0px;padding:0px;margin:0px;" /></a></td></tr></table></div></div>
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