Just please, PLEASE, pin it to the sheet or something. My roommate two summers ago had one of those, and it always slipped out from between her sheets and fell to hang against the wall. She was hearing-impaired, so guess who got to wake up at five thirty every morning, not to a pleasantly shaky bed but to the clanging of the damn thing against the radiator?

Maybe i'm just bitter.

thinkgeek has another version that includes an alarm that goes up to 113 decibels
at least your roommate didnt have one of those

There's no sound quite so loathsome as that of an alarm clock. This seems more humane!

Screeching alarm clocks are probably the reason for why people get up on the "wrong side of the bed."

I bet this alarm clock will contribute to a decrease in the divorce rate.