Things You Don't Want To Hear


	Things You Don't Want To Hear
CrazyRedHead
12-12-2006 10:06 AM
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<div style="margin: 12px 0px; font-family: arial; color: #333333; background: #ffffff; border: solid 4px #e5e5e5; width: 100%; clear: left;"><div class="CM_CTB_Content_Wrap" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;background-color:#0066cc;"><div style="border-bottom: solid 1px #dcdcdc; white-space: nowrap; margin-bottom: 8px; background-color: #eeeeee ;background-image: url(http://www.clipmarks.com/images/source-bg.gif); background-repeat: repeat-x; height: 24px; line-height: 24px; vertical-align: middle; padding-bottom: 4px; color: #666666; font-size: 10px;" ><a href="http://clipmarks.com/clip-to-blog/" title="see clips that are hot right now"><img src="http://content.clipmarks.com/blog_embed/d9f0c288-6301-4c5b-9cc8-7520924beeb1/503294D6-EFEB-44DA-9B71-5D965E98FE58/" alt="" width="19" height="19" border="0" style="vertical-align: middle; margin: 0px 4px; display: inline; border: none; float:none;" /></a>clipped from <a title="http://www.duckshit.com/computer_jokes/computer_jokes4.html" href="http://www.duckshit.com/computer_jokes/computer_jokes4.html" style="font-size: 11px;">www.duckshit.com</a></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.duckshit.com/computer_jokes/computer_jokes4.html"><FONT size="4" face="Arial%2C%20Helvetica%2C%20sans-serif" color="%23ffffff">Things 
        You Don't Want To Hear From Technical Support</FONT></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.duckshit.com/computer_jokes/computer_jokes4.html"><FONT face="Arial%2C%20Helvetica%2C%20sans-serif" color="%23ffffff">"Do you have 
        a sledgehammer or a brick handy?" </FONT></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.duckshit.com/computer_jokes/computer_jokes4.html"><FONT face="Arial%2C%20Helvetica%2C%20sans-serif" color="%23ffffff">* "That's right, 
        not even McGyver could fix it." </FONT></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.duckshit.com/computer_jokes/computer_jokes4.html"><FONT face="Arial%2C%20Helvetica%2C%20sans-serif" color="%23ffffff">* "So -- what 
        are you wearing?" </FONT></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.duckshit.com/computer_jokes/computer_jokes4.html"><FONT face="Arial%2C%20Helvetica%2C%20sans-serif" color="%23ffffff">* "Duuuuuude! 
        Bummer!"</FONT></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.duckshit.com/computer_jokes/computer_jokes4.html"><FONT face="Arial%2C%20Helvetica%2C%20sans-serif" color="%23ffffff"> * "Looks like 
        you're gonna need some new dilithium crystals, Cap'n." </FONT></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.duckshit.com/computer_jokes/computer_jokes4.html"><FONT face="Arial%2C%20Helvetica%2C%20sans-serif" color="%23ffffff">* "Press 1 
        for Support. Press 2 if you're with 60 Minutes. Press 3 if you're with 
        the FTC."</FONT></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.duckshit.com/computer_jokes/computer_jokes4.html"><FONT face="Arial%2C%20Helvetica%2C%20sans-serif" color="%23ffffff"> * "We can 
        fix this, but you're gonna need a butter knife, a roll of duct tape, and 
        a car battery."</FONT></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.duckshit.com/computer_jokes/computer_jokes4.html"><FONT face="Arial%2C%20Helvetica%2C%20sans-serif" color="%23ffffff"> * "In layman's 
        terms, we call that the Hindenburg Effect." </FONT></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.duckshit.com/computer_jokes/computer_jokes4.html"><FONT face="Arial%2C%20Helvetica%2C%20sans-serif" color="%23ffffff">* "Hold on 
        a second... Mom! Timmy's hitting me!"</FONT></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.duckshit.com/computer_jokes/computer_jokes4.html"><FONT face="Arial%2C%20Helvetica%2C%20sans-serif" color="%23ffffff"> * "Okay, turn 
        to page 523 in your copy of Dianetics." </FONT></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.duckshit.com/computer_jokes/computer_jokes4.html"><FONT face="Arial%2C%20Helvetica%2C%20sans-serif" color="%23ffffff">* "Please hold 
        for Mr. Gates' attorney." </FONT></blockquote></div><div style="margin: 0px 6px 6px 4px;"><table style="font-size: 11px;border-spacing: 0px;padding: 0px;" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tr><td style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;">&nbsp;</td><td align="right" style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;width:107px" width="107"><a href="http://clipmarks.com/share/503294D6-EFEB-44DA-9B71-5D965E98FE58/blog/" title="blog or email this clip"><img src="http://content6.clipmarks.com/images/c2b-foot.png" border="0" alt="blog it" width="107" height="17" style="border-width:0px;padding:0px;margin:0px;" /></a></td></tr></table></div></div>
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