Here are some reason to believe computer a male or a female......
heyyy.... take it easy

PCs are male" wordy, unreliable, linear, dominant...
Macs are beautiful, visual, tolerant of the insecure male screaming at them to shut the f--- up about how great they are.

POP for the clip and alailart's comment.

Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.

Sounds familiar. Very good.

They're female - instead of an understandable explanation, mistakes get an incomprehensible error code.

Macs are like Paris Hilton - a smug air of priveleged superiority despite being a small minority,expensive to buy, driven by hype and hung up on their appearances.

QED