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1-21-2009 2:04 AM
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From The Rapture-Ready Forum - I couldn't make this stuff up.
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1-21-2009 5:39 AM
tabsey
I hope not.
1-21-2009 9:21 AM
tanyamm
Since I very probably won't be going, for a small fee I can do odd jobs and chores to make your departure and disappearance a little neater.
1-21-2009 10:46 PM
Thorne
LMFAO, tanyamm! Just think of all the big screen TV's that will be up for grabs!
1-22-2009 1:36 AM
Deepti
1-22-2009 9:27 AM
Ilsadago1
When I'm raptured, I won't care.
1-22-2009 9:34 AM
ratilfar
That is pretty arrogant. How do you know you will? If ever...
1-22-2009 9:51 AM
Ilsadago1
It's my faith and my belief...that's not arrogant. I'm a born again Christian that believes in the second coming of Christ. According to the Bible, he will call us to his side with the blast of a trumpet and we will go to heaven while the world suffers through the tribulation for 7 years and then Armageddon and the final judgment.
Making fun of my beliefs, or those of anyone, religious or not, seems to be ok with you guys. Why is that? Wonder how quick you'd be to get upset if I ridiculed you.
1-22-2009 10:02 AM
Ilsadago1
How do you know I won't? God only knows the day and the hour. My job is to be prepared. And I believe it will happen sooner than you think.

I believe in the second coming of Christ, that believers will join him before the world faces 7 years of tribulation followed by Armageddon and the final judgment.

I am secure in my knowledge because I believe. That's not arrogance, that's comfort.

1-22-2009 10:03 AM
ratilfar
You might believe that, which is your wont, but that does not make it so. What if you are not, what if it never happens? I mean a lot of people have waited, but as yet it has not happened. Also the whole rapture thing is based on a very narrow interpretation of Revelation, by no means the only one or even the correct one.

Yes, it is comforting to think you have all the answers. That doesn't mean that you do, in fact, have them.
1-22-2009 10:10 AM
Ilsadago1
And what if I am right? I realize that for you that is just not possible, but what if??? How can you be so sure that you are right? What do you believe? Why am I any more 'arrogant' than a Muslim, or a Jew or an agnostic or you? We all believe as we do. Why is it your job to tell us how wrong we are? To me, that is true arrogance.
1-22-2009 10:46 AM
ratilfar
I'm not telling you, only questioning. Or is that now that no one can question these things. Am I right? Never said I was. If someone questions my beliefs, I take no offense, in fact I welcome it. After all I am only human.
1-22-2009 10:50 AM
Oortcloud
And what if I am right?
There are some 4,000 odd variations of christianity in the US alone. What makes you so sure, if there is a god as the bible describes, that you picked the right splinter group, let alone the right god?
1-22-2009 10:54 AM
Ilsadago1
@Ratifar
Questions end with a "?". You started this by telling me I was arrogant. I only explained why I believed as I do.

@Oortcloud
The variations (somewhere around 1000, not 4000) all still have common beliefs...the dogma and rituals may differ, but not the core belief in Jesus Christ and the second coming. And if I didn't 'get' the right one, that is my problem - not an excuse for others to ridicule anyone's beliefs.
1-22-2009 12:40 PM
reimers
What verse in Revelation mentions the rapture? And how sure are you that it will happen pre-tribulation... not mid or post?
1-22-2009 3:53 PM
BartendingBear
The preposterous nature of the notion of the rapture as compared to the common experience is what causes people to ridicule it, not your belief in it. I don't care if you believe in fairies in your garden, but I can laugh all I want at the idea of them dancing around in the morning mist without any thought or knowledge of you or your belief. You choose to be sensitive to it on your own.
1-22-2009 5:41 PM
Ilsadago1
@reimers
The term "Rapture" was coined in the 1800's, it does not appear in the bible. Many churches teach different times, I believe pre-tribulation. Reading Revelation is how I came to this belief. Not everyone believes as I do, but regardless, we all DO believe. It's like rituals and dogma, they can all differ, but the basic belief is the same.

@BartendingBear
I think belief in evolution is silly and anyone that thinks beings as complex as humans, as well as every other organic being on this planet just arose from the muck, are living a fantasy in order to distance themselves from a just God. The 'common experience' of God has been around a heck of a lot longer than your theory.
1-22-2009 6:29 PM
reimers
whatever gets you through the night
1-23-2009 9:08 AM
Oortcloud
I was actually being conservative on the numbers. America likes to streamline their beliefs to fit many niches. Differing from how to baptize to what is a sin, you'll find ample differences across the nation.

And not all of them agree on Christ or the Second coming. Do you feel that you could comfortably sit within the walls of the Westburo baptist church where hatred is taught in the name of god? How about a white supremacist or KKK religious observance where only certain races will be accepted?

But even if you ignore the extreme differences try getting two churches of the same denomination in differing states that both teach the same thing. We were "Church of Christ" attendees in Ohio a...
1-23-2009 9:34 AM
Oortcloud
I think belief in evolution is silly and anyone that thinks beings as complex as humans, as well as every other organic being on this planet just arose from the muck, are living a fantasy in order to distance themselves from a just God.
A perfect example how someone who believes refuses to accept reality, especially if they've put thier religion at odds with something. Evolution is a fact based on years of observation, literal mountains of evidence, facts, research, proven studies, and predictable outcomes.

Seriously, I know its hard to accept, but you may as well deny that the earth orbits the sun if you are going to deny evolution.

This is also another example of how Chr...
1-23-2009 1:28 PM
Ilsadago1
Every time I think about evolution, I remember opposable thumbs. Why only us? Why not 'other' primates?
Were we the only ones that required 'evolution'? How easy would the chimps life be if he could grasp as we do?

Remember the 'missing link'? It's never been found. Evolution is still a theory - and yes, science has made lots of discoveries and made lots of conjectures, but still they call it a theory.

I look at the complex systems of the human body and I've never heard a scientist say that we 'evolved' a venous system or fingerprints as unique as we are. I look at plants, animals, etc...and wonder...why so complex? Why so different? Why would one bird need to mate on a rocky hillt...
1-23-2009 3:11 PM
reimers
Every time I think about evolution, I remember opposable thumbs. Why only us?
LOL

Many animals, primates and others, also have some kind of opposable thumb or toe.

Opposable thumb on rear foot of an opossum

* Orangutan - opposable thumbs on both hands and both feet. The interdigital grip gives them the ability to pick fruit.
* Gorillas - opposable on both hands and both feet.
* Chimpanzees have opposable thumbs on both hands and both feet.
* Lesser Apes have opposable thumbs on both hands and both feet.
* Old World Monkeys, with some exceptions, such as the genera, Piliocolobus and Colobus.
* Cebids (New World primates of Central and South America) -...
1-23-2009 3:47 PM
BartendingBear
So much for dog's special gift of the opposed thumb.

For someone who is free of the need to justify your beliefs you sure do clack your keys a lot doing so. Maybe that's because you are so unsuccessful at it?
1-23-2009 9:22 PM
Oortcloud
Sigh. I guess much hasn't changed. The whole "evolution isn't true" is mired in ... well ... stupidity. But, if these are the problems you have, we can get you educated right quick.

Opposable thumbs - A simple search on google would have quickly dispelled this misinformation. Honestly, you thought an opposable thumb argument was valid? Reimers actually provided you with a healthy list that should quickly set you right on that score.

Missing Link - Another old one. This one started out in Darwin's day when the fossil record was pretty limited but the argument has survived even when the evidence has done nothing but grow to literal mountain sizes. Go to any museum and you will see your missi...
1-23-2009 9:35 PM
reimers
Go to any museum and you will see your missing links
Almost any museum.
1-23-2009 11:53 PM
Oortcloud
That is no museum. It's a crime against humanity. I would find an establishment that taught the acceptance of child pornography or how best to rape and get away with it with no less contempt than I feel with that corruption of knowledge and its builder, Ken Ham.

Two things struck me soon after entering. The first is that this is not really a museum at all. In a museum you expect to find tangible artifacts of some kind, typically with just enough commentary provided to tell you what you are looking at. Real museums exist, among other reasons, to provide a safe place for housing important historical objects that everyone ought to be able to see and enjoy.

Not so with the creation muse...
1-23-2009 11:56 PM
reimers
It's basically a theme park
1-23-2009 11:59 PM
Oortcloud
I'm sorry, there was one more paragraph that I found particularly important. It describes why science and religion are often at odds on things and I think it quite relevant to why religion is so weak in its stance. I bolded the point that jumped out at me :

This is standard creationist fare, of course, but it is a useful reminder of how these folks manage to get everything backward. On scientific questions the creationists are relativists. You interpret the evidence your way, I'll interpret it my way. Po-TAY-to, Po-TAH-to. But on moral questions they are absolutists. Their interpretation of the Bible is right and everything else is wrong.
There are two approaches to ...
1-30-2009 4:29 PM
Jorjor
I, for one, wouldn't mind if the Rapture is real and happens soon. There'll be all kinds of stuff lying around just waiting for new owners.
1-30-2009 5:58 PM
Oortcloud
The rapture will never happen, at least any rapture based on some mythical deity. A self fulfilling cleansing is quite possible because people can do the most insane things when they believe their god/s want them too.

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