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<div style="margin: 12px 0px; font-family: arial; color: #333333; background: #ffffff; border: solid 4px #e5e5e5; width: 100%; clear: left;"><div class="CM_CTB_Content_Wrap" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;background-color: #ffffff;"><div style="border-bottom: solid 1px #dcdcdc; white-space: nowrap; margin-bottom: 8px; background-color: #eeeeee ;background-image: url(http://www.clipmarks.com/images/source-bg.gif); background-repeat: repeat-x; height: 24px; line-height: 24px; vertical-align: middle; padding-bottom: 4px; color: #666666; font-size: 10px;" ><a href="http://clipmarks.com/clip-to-blog/" title="see clips that are hot right now"><img src="http://content.clipmarks.com/blog_embed/b520ba74-1e18-49b2-99ad-2275e763269a/545A2A8F-14B2-4DE1-A493-747A7A8AEA10/" alt="" width="19" height="19" border="0" style="vertical-align: middle; margin: 0px 4px; display: inline; border: none; float:none;" /></a>clipped from <a title="http://us.f459.mail.yahoo.com/ym/ShowLetter?MsgId=3259_117026978_204077_3526_46316_0_3516_76741_1335973838&Idx=0&YY=9260&y5beta=yes&y5beta=yes&inc=25&order=down&sort=date&pos=0&view=a&head=b&box=Inbox" href="http://us.f459.mail.yahoo.com/ym/ShowLetter?MsgId=3259_117026978_204077_3526_46316_0_3516_76741_1335973838&Idx=0&YY=9260&y5beta=yes&y5beta=yes&inc=25&order=down&sort=date&pos=0&view=a&head=b&box=Inbox" style="font-size: 11px;">us.f459.mail.yahoo.com</a></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://us.f459.mail.yahoo.com/ym/ShowLetter?MsgId=3259_117026978_204077_3526_46316_0_3516_76741_1335973838&Idx=0&YY=9260&y5beta=yes&y5beta=yes&inc=25&order=down&sort=date&pos=0&view=a&head=b&box=Inbox"><H2><FONT size="2" _moz-rs-heading=""><DIV>Florida, Cape Coral Law</DIV><BR /><DIV>It is against the city ordinance to hang your clothes outside on a clothesline.</DIV><BR />Irish Capital </FONT></H2></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://us.f459.mail.yahoo.com/ym/ShowLetter?MsgId=3259_117026978_204077_3526_46316_0_3516_76741_1335973838&Idx=0&YY=9260&y5beta=yes&y5beta=yes&inc=25&order=down&sort=date&pos=0&view=a&head=b&box=Inbox"><P><FONT size="2"><DIV>Do you know why there is so many people living in <SPAN id="lw_1202849270_0" class="yshortcuts">Ireland</SPAN>? </DIV><BR />It’s because the population in the capital is always <SPAN id="lw_1202849270_1" class="yshortcuts">Dublin</SPAN>. </FONT></P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://us.f459.mail.yahoo.com/ym/ShowLetter?MsgId=3259_117026978_204077_3526_46316_0_3516_76741_1335973838&Idx=0&YY=9260&y5beta=yes&y5beta=yes&inc=25&order=down&sort=date&pos=0&view=a&head=b&box=Inbox"><FONT size="2" _moz-rs-heading="">From Michelangelo, age 9, Stuart, Fl</FONT></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://us.f459.mail.yahoo.com/ym/ShowLetter?MsgId=3259_117026978_204077_3526_46316_0_3516_76741_1335973838&Idx=0&YY=9260&y5beta=yes&y5beta=yes&inc=25&order=down&sort=date&pos=0&view=a&head=b&box=Inbox"><FONT size="2">Why did Superman go in to a sandwich?</FONT></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; 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font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://us.f459.mail.yahoo.com/ym/ShowLetter?MsgId=3259_117026978_204077_3526_46316_0_3516_76741_1335973838&Idx=0&YY=9260&y5beta=yes&y5beta=yes&inc=25&order=down&sort=date&pos=0&view=a&head=b&box=Inbox"><B>What did Cinderella say when her photos didn't arrive?</B></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://us.f459.mail.yahoo.com/ym/ShowLetter?MsgId=3259_117026978_204077_3526_46316_0_3516_76741_1335973838&Idx=0&YY=9260&y5beta=yes&y5beta=yes&inc=25&order=down&sort=date&pos=0&view=a&head=b&box=Inbox"><P>Some day my prints will come!</P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; 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