Study Reveals: Babies are Stupid


	Study Reveals: Babies are Stupid

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6-11-2007 3:49 AM

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chicken, dog and even worm babies that we submitted to the test as a control
group all had enough sense to come in from the rain or, at least, seek shelter
under a leafy clump of vegetation or outcropping of rock," test supervisor
Thomas Howell said. "The human babies, on the other hand, could not grasp
even this incredibly basic concept, instead merely lying on the ground and
making gurgling noises."</P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.physics.mcgill.ca/~arobic/funny/babies.html"><P> According to
Howell, almost 60 percent of the infants tested in this manner eventually
drowned.</P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.physics.mcgill.ca/~arobic/funny/babies.html"><P> Some of the
babies tested were actually so stupid that they choked to death on pieces of
Micronaut space toys. Others, unable to use such primitive instruments as can
openers and spoons due to insufficient motor skills, simply starved to death,
despite being surrounded by cabinets full of nutritious, life-giving
Gerber-brand baby-food products.</P></blockquote></div><div style="margin: 0px 6px 6px 4px;"><table style="font-size: 11px;border-spacing: 0px;padding: 0px;" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tr><td style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;">&nbsp;</td><td align="right" style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;width:107px" width="107"><a href="http://clipmarks.com/share/55AE0079-A402-467E-B651-BC558AD276E6/blog/" title="blog or email this clip"><img src="http://content9.clipmarks.com/images/c2b-foot.png" border="0" alt="blog it" width="107" height="17" style="border-width:0px;padding:0px;margin:0px;" /></a></td></tr></table></div></div>

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