DEAR SON

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<P>An old Arabian man who lives in central USA wants to dig around the earth so he can plant tomatoes. However, he is too old to do so, so he e-mails his son, who studies in Paris.</p> <P>Dear Son,</p> <P>Ah, I wanted to plant Tomatoes in my garden today, but I am too old and weak to dig around the ground. If only you were here, I would be certain you would help me.</p> <P>Allah be with you,</p> <P>Your father.</p> <P>A few hours later, he gets an e-mail back:</p> <P>Dear father,</p> <P>Please do not dig around the ground in the garden. It's where I hid...The THING!".</p> <P>Allah be with you,</p> <P>Your dearest son.</p> <P>Only 15 minutes after the man had recieved his e-mail, the cops, the FBI and the CIA came knocking at his door and started to dig around his garden. When they didn't find anything, they left disappointed.</p> <P>One hour later, the father recieves another mail:</p> <P>Dear father,</p> <P>I would assume your garden has been dug around by now. It was my honor to help you.</p> <P>Allah be with you,</p> <P>Your dearest son.</p> </DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.funny.com/cgi-bin/WebObjects/Funny.woa/wa/funny?fn=CB47G&Funny_Jokes=Dear_Son#"><H1 id="jr_FunnyTitle_CB47G" class="title">Dear Son...</H1></blockquote></div><div style="margin: 0px 6px 6px 4px;"><table style="font-size: 11px;border-spacing: 0px;padding: 0px;" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tr><td style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;">&nbsp;</td><td align="right" style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;width:107px" width="107"><a href="http://clipmarks.com/share/55E17BD6-3105-4E56-8451-8BDD979E158F/blog/" title="blog or email this clip"><img src="http://content8.clipmarks.com/images/c2b-foot.png" border="0" alt="blog it" width="107" height="17" style="border-width:0px;padding:0px;margin:0px;" /></a></td></tr></table></div></div>

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