Top 5 Signs You're at a Bad Office Holiday Party


	Top 5 Signs You're at a Bad Office Holiday Party

skwirlinator

11-9-2007 7:27 PM

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The Top 5 Signs You're at a Bad Office Holiday Party
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	</B></FONT></B><P></P><FONT size="3" face="Times New Roman" color="black"><LI value="5"><B><B> The caterers you hired made spinach cake and green onion eggnog.
	</B></B><P></P></LI><LI value="4"><B><B> A group armed with the Chipmunk's Christmas album has taken over the public address system and is issuing demands.
	</B></B><P></P></LI><LI value="3"><B><B> The feisty "holiday party" vs. "Christmas party" debate ends in a knife fight.
	</B></B><P></P></LI><LI value="2"><B><B> It was Osama's turn to decorate the cave, but as usual, he's too busy playing "Hide the Kalashnikov" with Zawahiri.
	</B></B><P></P><P><B><B><FONT color="#990033"><EM>and the Number 1 Sign You're at a Bad Office Holiday Party...</EM></FONT>
	</B></B></P><P></P></LI><LI value="1"><B><B> Proof that the company outsources everything: The Santa figure on the buffet table has eight arms.
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