Shroud Of Turin Accidentally Dyed Pink


	Shroud Of Turin Accidentally Dyed Pink

JohnWaterman

3-10-2008 10:37 PM

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3-11-2008 1:45 AM

Deepti

3-11-2008 9:50 AM

AcesLucky

that's funny! now it's the color of prison wear!

3-11-2008 1:13 PM

invictus

I love The Onion

3-11-2008 5:02 PM

cptenaud

Jesus is in the pink now.

3-12-2008 2:49 PM

swampfoxz

lol, as if a piece of cloth deemed important by GOD could be altered.

3-12-2008 7:16 PM

syncopath

mysterious are the ways of the Lord, especially when dealing with cleansing ......

3-14-2008 10:12 AM

tabsey

Lucky it didn't go bright orange.

3-14-2008 1:22 PM

tanyamm

I think Jesus would have worn pink.

3-15-2008 7:45 AM

chesty

dont belive this for a second.

3-15-2008 10:52 AM

JohnWaterman

It's from theonion. a joke.

3-22-2008 5:33 AM

BobbyRutan

What about Lent......

left in the dryer.

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