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// onload hacks here
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try
{
jQuery('#ad-300x250 [src]').each( function( i, el ) {
el = jQuery(el);
if (el.attr('src') != undefined) {
if (el.attr('src').match( /817-grey.gif/)) {
expandTopStories();
}
}
});
if (jQuery('#ad-300x250').html().trim().length == 0) expandTopStories();

cont = jQuery('#content .metadata .ad300x40');
if (cont.length > 0) {
for (i=0; i < cont.length; i++) {
var el = jQuery('[src]', cont.eq(i));
found = false;
for (j=0; j < el.length; j++) {
if (el.eq(j).attr('src') != undefined) {
if (el.eq(j).attr('src').match( /817-grey.gif/)) {
found = true;
}
}
}
if (!found)
{
cont.eq(i).css( { 'marginBottom' : '10px' } );
}
}
}

var ad160x160bottom = jQuery('#ad-160x160-bottom');
if