After doing this little test you may wanna go back to bed ---- or party

Hell, I'm already dead. Time for a drink, I guess.

PAAARTY!!
Got more than enough time to save this world...and those beyond!!
<suddenly worrying about getting hit by a bus tomorrow for challenging fate>

@BartenderBear
Pour me a pint and I'll have a shot with that too, thanks!

But something doesn't fit. If I leave everything the same and chose smoker instead, I'd live 7 years longer. That's can't be right?!?

Hand me a cigarette to go with that beer BB...

Sheesh! My mistake, thank heavens! I got them swapped around.
<Hurriedly quishing cigarette in ashtray again>

2013...

yeah i party hard

im 20!!

I'll do this after new years eve...

May 2093? Woah I'm going to be really old when I die

Saturday, May 1, 2004
Seconds left to live...
0
I mean ... I am a walking dead..

what can I say Socratoad, u made my day, now I know for certain that I live on borrowed time............

LOL, wildcat, you're immortal!