It's the End of the World


	It's the End of the World

ArghDangIt

11-30-2006 9:24 PM

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12-1-2006 1:50 PM

SteveJohnSteele

Finally, I've been waiting for this

12-1-2006 3:06 PM

MyWorld

Funny
Christian News - " We're outta h.............

12-1-2006 10:17 PM

RobertELegal

HIGH TIMES: Scoring Doritos in the Food Riots.
The American Spectator: WMD's Found In Iraq!
Cosmopolitan: How to Have an Apocolyptic Orgasm

12-2-2006 2:51 PM

MLozano

Thanks for a good laugh...

12-2-2006 3:37 PM

greGOD

very nice

2-25-2007 12:02 AM

barry343

I told you so~

funny

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</TD></TR><TR><TD>The Wall Street Journal: </TD><TD> DOW JONES PLUMMETS AS WORLD ENDS
</TD></TR><TR><TD>National Enquirer: </TD><TD> O.J. AND NICOLE, TOGETHER AGAIN
</TD></TR><TR><TD>Playboy:  </TD><TD> GIRLS OF THE APOCALYPSE
</TD></TR><TR><TD>Microsoft Systems Journal: </TD><TD> APPLE LOSES MARKET SHARE
</TD></TR><TR><TD>Victoria's Secret Catalog:   </TD><TD> OUR FINAL SALE
</TD></TR><TR><TD>Sports Illustrated:    </TD><TD> GAME OVER
</TD></TR><TR><TD>Wired:    </TD><TD> THE LAST NEW THING
</TD></TR><TR><TD>Rolling Stone:    </TD><TD> THE GRATEFUL DEAD REUNION TOUR
</TD></TR><TR><TD>Readers Digest:    </TD><TD> 'BYE
</TD></TR><TR><TD>Discover Magazine: </TD><TD> HOW WILL THE EXTINCTION OF ALL LIFE
AS
                                WE KNOW IT AFFECT THE WAY WE<BR /> VIEW THE
                                COSMOS?
</TD></TR><TR><TD>TV Guide: </TD><TD> DEATH AND DAMNATION:<BR /> NIELSON RATINGS
                                SOAR!
</TD></TR><TR><TD>Lady's Home Journal: </TD><TD> LOSE 10 LBS BY JUDGMENT DAY<BR /> WITH
                                OUR NEW "ARMAGEDDON" DIET!
</TD></TR><TR><TD>America Online:   </TD><TD> SYSTEM TEMPORARILY DOWN.
TRY CALLING BACK IN 15 MINUTES.
</TD></TR><TR><TD>Inc. magazine:  </TD><TD> TEN WAYS YOU CAN PROFIT<BR /> FROM THE
                                APOCALYPSE
</TD></TR><TR><TD>Microsoft's Web Site:   </TD><TD> If you didn't experience the rapture,
                                d<BR />ownload software patch RAPT777.EXE.
</TD></TR><TR><TD>Sun:    </TD><TD> ARMAGEDDON-TOLERANT SOFTWARE <BR />NOW
                                AVAILABLE !
</TD></TR><TR><TD>The Vatican Press:   </TD><TD> "Told you So"
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