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Who says? Says God.
tabsey
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11-27-2007 7:12 AM
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Too many to fit them all, but these will be deplored by some, laughed at by others and cause a confused reaction in the rest.
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11-27-2007
8:31 PM
meancookie89
I love the sarcasm!
11-27-2007
9:10 PM
skwirlinator
LOL, Simplicity
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Just stop it.</B></FONT></TD></tr></table></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.saysgod.com/"><table background="undefined" bgcolor=""><tr><TD align="left"><FONT size="+2" face="palatino linotype,georgia,times new roman"><B>If you seek to know my ways, read a damn science book.</B></FONT></TD></tr></table></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.saysgod.com/"><table background="undefined" bgcolor=""><tr><TD align="left"><FONT size="+2" face="palatino linotype,georgia,times new roman"><B>You'd better have stopped fighting by the time I get back, or you're <U>all</U> grounded.</B></FONT></TD></tr></table></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.saysgod.com/"><table background="undefined" bgcolor=""><tr><TD align="left"><FONT size="+2" face="palatino linotype,georgia,times new roman"><B>Six days? Yeah, right. I'm a scientist, not a magician.</B></FONT></TD></tr></table></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.saysgod.com/"><table background="undefined" bgcolor=""><tr><TD align="left"><FONT size="+2" face="palatino linotype,georgia,times new roman"><B>If I wanted you to have seven kids, I would have given you a bigger planet.</B></FONT></TD></tr></table></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.saysgod.com/"><table background="undefined" bgcolor=""><tr><TD align="left"><FONT size="+2" face="palatino linotype,georgia,times new roman"><B>You're not tracking those bloody footprints in <U>here</U>.</B></FONT></TD></tr></table></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.saysgod.com/"><table background="undefined" bgcolor=""><tr><TD align="left"><FONT size="+2" face="palatino linotype,georgia,times new roman"><B>E=mc². Yeah, that's one of mine.</B></FONT></TD></tr></table></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.saysgod.com/"><table background="undefined" bgcolor=""><tr><TD align="left"><FONT size="+2" face="palatino linotype,georgia,times new roman"><B>You can have another kid when you learn to take care of the first one.</B></FONT></TD></tr></table></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.saysgod.com/"><B>The dinosaurs didn't believe in you either.</B></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.saysgod.com/"><table background="undefined" bgcolor=""><tr><TD align="left"><FONT size="+2" face="palatino linotype,georgia,times new roman"><B>Excuse me? 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