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	The cat thinks he's in a Gothic novel

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8-20-2009 1:09 PM

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We have one of those "opposites attract" kind of marriages. I have never, in my whole life, said, either out loud or to myself: "You know what this vacation needs to make it truly perfect? A nice typhoon." </P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/08/20/DDF419AA35.DTL&feed=rss.jcarroll">Pancho is a little freaked out by Tracy's being gone.</blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/08/20/DDF419AA35.DTL&feed=rss.jcarroll">The second night that Tracy was gone, Pancho came to bed with me</blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/08/20/DDF419AA35.DTL&feed=rss.jcarroll">settled down right next to Tracy's pillow. 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