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The new study says eating more kangaroos will help to reduce carbon gas emissions in Australia

What? OMG! You carbon zealots need to rid the world of yourselves. And fast.

The lesson to be learned here is that if you are a little gassier than normal, you'll be replaced. Please don't mention this article to my wife and give her any ideas.

For an added bonus...
Has anyone ever had kangaroo leather shoes? They are the best thing EVAR! More roo meat = more roo shoes.

I thought kangaroo was supposed to taste like rabbit which tastes like chicken.