Search Options
close
Search the following clips:
All Clips
Everyone's Clips
My Guides
Sign Up
Install
Learn More
Login
Homer Simpson Quotes
drownshrimp
follow
0
11-23-2007 11:27 AM
152 views
tags:
philosophy
,
cartoon
Add a Comment
Login
to Comment. Not a member yet?
Sign up
Related Clips
Why Everyone Should Be in Favor of Reducin...
The Science of Mysticism
On Law and Neuroscience
Free Online Courses from Great Universities
The New Dictionary of Cultural Literacy
History of Western Civilization lost in Iraq
Stand on the shoulders of giants - Plato Q...
More clips from
drownshrimp
How to melt your wife's heart
Several Rules of Military Combat that may ...
Creative photos by Chema Madoz
Today's Top Clips
36 views of Mt Fuji
Another Stonehenge Found Deep In Amazon Forest
Natural Fashion
Animal Hair Styles
A picture is worth a thousand words
Why Everyone Should Be in Favor of Reducing Taxes on the Rich
American People are More and More Afraid of Their Government
An Ecstasy of Tomatoes
Halliburton Sued for ‘Human Trafficking’
Doing Jobs Americans Won't Do? Nope...
visit the
Top Clips page
View the Top Clips from
November 23, 2007
Embed This Clip In Your Site...
<div style="margin: 12px 0px; font-family: arial; color: #333333; background: #ffffff; border: solid 4px #e5e5e5; width: 100%; clear: left;"><div class="CM_CTB_Content_Wrap" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;background-color: #ffffff;"><div style="border-bottom: solid 1px #dcdcdc; white-space: nowrap; margin-bottom: 8px; background-color: #eeeeee ;background-image: url(http://www.clipmarks.com/images/source-bg.gif); background-repeat: repeat-x; height: 24px; line-height: 24px; vertical-align: middle; padding-bottom: 4px; color: #666666; font-size: 10px;" ><a href="http://clipmarks.com/clip-to-blog/" title="see clips that are hot right now"><img src="http://content.clipmarks.com/blog_embed/dacbbb89-407c-4099-bab2-70a3303022f4/5EBE23BE-4F31-4301-AE7D-F49F858454D7/" alt="" width="19" height="19" border="0" style="vertical-align: middle; margin: 0px 4px; display: inline; border: none; float:none;" /></a>clipped from <a title="http://users.monash.edu.au/~jcheong/Homer.html" href="http://users.monash.edu.au/~jcheong/Homer.html" style="font-size: 11px;">users.monash.edu.au</a></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://users.monash.edu.au/~jcheong/Homer.html"><div align="center"><img src="http://content8.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/users.monash.edu.au/img/4327BEB4-AA54-43A4-91F2-7C58B557BB18" alt="" /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://users.monash.edu.au/~jcheong/Homer.html"><DIV>Oh no! What have I done? I smashed open my little boy's piggy bank, and for what? A few measly cents, not even enough to buy one beer. Wait a minute, lemme count and make sure... not even close. </DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://users.monash.edu.au/~jcheong/Homer.html"><DIV>Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover. </DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://users.monash.edu.au/~jcheong/Homer.html"><DIV>[Meeting Aliens] Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! </DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://users.monash.edu.au/~jcheong/Homer.html"><DIV>Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. </DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://users.monash.edu.au/~jcheong/Homer.html"><P><FONT size="2" face="arial">When I look at the smiles on all the children's faces, I just know they're about to jab me with something. </FONT></p> <H4><FONT size="2" face="arial" _moz-rs-heading=""></FONT></H4></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://users.monash.edu.au/~jcheong/Homer.html"><DIV>I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman. </DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://users.monash.edu.au/~jcheong/Homer.html"><DIV>I'm having the best day of my life, and I owe it all to not going to Church! </DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://users.monash.edu.au/~jcheong/Homer.html"><DIV>I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here. </DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://users.monash.edu.au/~jcheong/Homer.html"><DIV>Operator! Give me the number for 911! </DIV></blockquote></div><div style="margin: 0px 6px 6px 4px;"><table style="font-size: 11px;border-spacing: 0px;padding: 0px;" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tr><td style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;"> </td><td align="right" style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;width:107px" width="107"><a href="http://clipmarks.com/share/5EBE23BE-4F31-4301-AE7D-F49F858454D7/blog/" title="blog or email this clip"><img src="http://content9.clipmarks.com/images/c2b-foot.png" border="0" alt="blog it" width="107" height="17" style="border-width:0px;padding:0px;margin:0px;" /></a></td></tr></table></div></div>
Clipmarks
Home
New Clips
Top Clips
Dashboard
Popular Topics
News
Life
Science
Technology
Entertainment
Get Started
Sign Up
Install Clipping Tool
How Clipping Works
Clip-to-Blog™
ClipSearch
Tools and Resources
FAQ
ClipWeek
Top Clippers
Top Tags
Site Map
About Clipmarks
About Us
Contact
Blog
Copyright
Privacy
EULA
OK
