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	dead boss

kashmier

3-5-2007 8:27 PM

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<div style="margin: 12px 0px; font-family: arial; color: #333333; background: #ffffff; border: solid 4px #e5e5e5; width: 100%; clear: left;"><div class="CM_CTB_Content_Wrap" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;background-color: #ffffff;"><div style="border-bottom: solid 1px #dcdcdc; white-space: nowrap; margin-bottom: 8px; background-color: #eeeeee ;background-image: url(http://www.clipmarks.com/images/source-bg.gif); background-repeat: repeat-x; height: 24px; line-height: 24px; vertical-align: middle; padding-bottom: 4px; color: #666666; font-size: 10px;" ><a href="http://clipmarks.com/clip-to-blog/" title="see clips that are hot right now"><img src="http://content.clipmarks.com/blog_embed/6bf98b5f-55c6-456a-b0ee-4d73cdd68c33/5F40D52E-8F25-481E-AC7F-9C471CC35A87/" alt="" width="19" height="19" border="0" style="vertical-align: middle; margin: 0px 4px; display: inline; border: none; float:none;" /></a>clipped from <a title="http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2006/10/DeadBoss.html" href="http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2006/10/DeadBoss.html" style="font-size: 11px;">www.ebaumsworld.com</a></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2006/10/DeadBoss.html"><DIV align="center">
		<P><STRONG>Dead Boss</STRONG></p> <P align="left"><DIV>A guy phones up his boss' house, but gets the boss' wife instead. He asks to speak to her husband.</DIV>
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"I'm afraid he died earlier today," she says.</DIV>
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The next day, the man calls again and asks for the boss.</DIV>
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"I told you," the wife replies, "he died yesterday."</DIV>
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The next day, he calls again and once more asks to speak to his boss. By this time, the wife is getting upset and shouts, "I've already told you twice that he died. Why do you keep calling?"</DIV>

"Because," he replies, laughing, "I just love hearing it!"</p> </DIV></blockquote></div><div style="margin: 0px 6px 6px 4px;"><table style="font-size: 11px;border-spacing: 0px;padding: 0px;" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tr><td style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;">&nbsp;</td><td align="right" style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;width:107px" width="107"><a href="http://clipmarks.com/share/5F40D52E-8F25-481E-AC7F-9C471CC35A87/blog/" title="blog or email this clip"><img src="http://content8.clipmarks.com/images/c2b-foot.png" border="0" alt="blog it" width="107" height="17" style="border-width:0px;padding:0px;margin:0px;" /></a></td></tr></table></div></div>

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