Northwest PILOTS Not in Cockpit; Found at Home HIDING in Box


	Northwest PILOTS Not in Cockpit; Found at Home HIDING in Box

leevardi

10-27-2009 4:08 PM

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10-28-2009 11:23 AM

Kelika

Funny clip!

I thought they were on Clipmarks and lost track of time - happens to me all the time!

10-28-2009 1:10 PM

bignosemousie

Ha! Good one!

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