One good turn gets most of the blankets.

There are two kinds of pedestrians -- the quick and the dead.

If quitters never win, and winners never cheat, then who is the fool who said "Quit while you're ahead"?

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.

Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Multitasking: Screwing up several things at once.

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

relevant

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy

Amen