Wacky Sci-Fi “Laws”


	Wacky Sci-Fi “Laws”
haraya
8-18-2008 6:14 AM
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laws, science, science fiction, writers, humor, list, people, robots, work, life
haraya says:
If that’s not enough for you, check out Wikipedia’s list of eponymous laws.
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<div style="margin: 12px 0px; font-family: arial; color: #333333; background: #ffffff; border: solid 4px #e5e5e5; width: 100%; clear: left;"><div class="CM_CTB_Content_Wrap" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;background-color: #ffffff;"><div style="border-bottom: solid 1px #dcdcdc; white-space: nowrap; margin-bottom: 8px; background-color: #eeeeee ;background-image: url(http://www.clipmarks.com/images/source-bg.gif); background-repeat: repeat-x; height: 24px; line-height: 24px; vertical-align: middle; padding-bottom: 4px; color: #666666; font-size: 10px;" ><a href="http://clipmarks.com/clip-to-blog/" title="see clips that are hot right now"><img src="http://content.clipmarks.com/blog_embed/02b924bd-7919-43be-b504-7816974c6809/6558587C-EF5D-4B05-84DD-627E3B67BE50/" alt="" width="19" height="19" border="0" style="vertical-align: middle; margin: 0px 4px; display: inline; border: none; float:none;" /></a>clipped from <a title="http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/17566" href="http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/17566" style="font-size: 11px;">www.mentalfloss.com</a></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/17566"><H4>1.  Hanlon’s Razor (aka Hanlon’s Law)</H4></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/17566"><div align="center"><img src="http://content9.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/www.mentalfloss.com/img/263ABBE5-46E1-4A62-944B-4AAD040C11E3" alt="Robert Heinlein" /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/17566"><B>“Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.”</B></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/17566"><H4>2.  Sturgeon’s Law</H4></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/17566"><div align="center"><img src="http://content6.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/www.mentalfloss.com/img/9614F72D-BDB6-4422-BFE0-9A1844C8F13D" alt="Theodore Sturgeon" /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/17566"><B>“Ninety percent of everything is crap.”</B></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/17566"><H4>3. O’Toole’s Corollary of Finagle’s Law</H4></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/17566"><B>“The perversity of the Universe tends towards a maximum.”</B></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/17566"><H4>4.  Clarke’s Three Laws</H4></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/17566"><div align="center"><img src="http://content7.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/www.mentalfloss.com/img/6BA0D7BA-DD75-40C7-A954-08D26CE54240" alt="Arthur C. Clarke" /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/17566">  The third is by far the most famous:</blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/17566">Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.</blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/17566"><H4>5.  Asimov’s Laws of Robotics</H4></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/17566"><div align="center"><img src="http://content8.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/www.mentalfloss.com/img/25325C88-43CF-4872-8219-8AD39F2D184D" alt="Isaac Asimov" /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/17566"><UL>
<li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;"><B>First law:</B> A robot may not harm a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.</LI>
<li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;"><B>Second law:</B> A robot must obey the orders given to it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.</LI>
<li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;"><B>Third law:</B> A robot must protect its own existence, as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.</LI>
</UL></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/17566"><P>There’s also a <A href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zeroth_Law_of_Robotics">Zeroth Law</A>.</P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/17566"><H4>6.  The Dilbert Principle</H4></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/17566"><div align="center"><img src="http://content9.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/www.mentalfloss.com/img/AE6ECF3C-1A32-4BF4-B19F-68E59E755AF9" alt="Dilbert" /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/17566"> <B>the most ineffective workers are systematically moved to the place where they can do the least damage: management.</B>.  (See also:  the <A href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_principle">Peter principle</A></blockquote></div><div style="margin: 0px 6px 6px 4px;"><table style="font-size: 11px;border-spacing: 0px;padding: 0px;" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tr><td style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;">&nbsp;</td><td align="right" style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;width:107px" width="107"><a href="http://clipmarks.com/share/6558587C-EF5D-4B05-84DD-627E3B67BE50/blog/" title="blog or email this clip"><img src="http://content6.clipmarks.com/images/c2b-foot.png" border="0" alt="blog it" width="107" height="17" style="border-width:0px;padding:0px;margin:0px;" /></a></td></tr></table></div></div>