Nice to know men still need women for something.

Yea baby! Women are still good for something other than getting me beer and nagging!

(THIS WAS A JOKE! DO NOT ATTACK POSTER OF THE ABOVE SARCASTIC LINE!)

the difference also explains why men may need a "recovery period" after
forming The Beast with Two Backs, but can happily nip to the loo for
five minutes, make the bald man cry, then get straight back to work.

Interesting choice of words.

What about mutual self pollution?

LOL wurdzguril!!

What about mutual self pollution?

Ummm... didn't you mean "self-pollination?"

We needed scientists to tell us spanking it isn't as good as sex?

Who funds this research?

Hrm... spank it by myself.. or have sex with someone else? Hard decision...

(ps: yes I know the point of the article was blah blah...)

5 minutes???

Who conducted the research? The men?

I'm sure it was conducted properly with double blind tests & lots & lots of video taping... for posterity...

"Grumble flicks"?

for posterity...

LOL!

Hey.. this is the kind-of scientific research one wants to keep for the future

Duh. Who here DIDN'T know that masturbation wasn't as good as sex?

How about bj???
Any matter?? LOL

Is there a formula we can derive from this? Is [minutes_of_intercourse]=[minutes_of_masturbation] x X, where X is a variable?

I want to know how I can get on the test team... "Ok Rich, this morning you will masturbate and later have sex with this beautiful woman and tell us which you enjoyed more. Of course science doesn't take the first result offered so you will have to repeat this process daily over the next few months."

Yes Please.

What's more interesting to me is not the actual research findings, but the article itself. Who in the world wrote that? LOL! "Grumble flicks"? "but can happily nip to the loo for five minutes, make the bald man cry, then get straight back to work"? I love it!

What if you are a Handyman?

How does all of this relate to me in the arctic (CANADA) when the "loo" is an open hole in the back 40 and there is a scrawny wooden shack over it?! It would freeze off!!
ROFLMAO!