Vacuum Screamer Orgasm Guaranteed


	Vacuum Screamer Orgasm Guaranteed

Amergin

9-10-2007 4:57 PM

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Amergin says:

Yes, please bring on the jokes.
Pleeaaase doooo !!!!!

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9-10-2007 11:13 PM

marszal

I'm sorry its too good as is - its the quote "After several hours, I came up with the prototype" that gets me the most.

9-10-2007 11:58 PM

CrazyRedHead

From the article:

At the time Joanne, from Utah, had not had sex for 15 years following her divorce.

She said: "In my attempts to alleviate frustration, I began to think what I could do.

It took her 15 years to figure something out??

9-11-2007 12:28 AM

skwirlinator

No wonder she blew in 10 seconds!

9-11-2007 3:47 AM

coconutshell

10 seconds? Whatever happened to savouring the moment and all that?

9-11-2007 5:58 AM

bioplasmik

overrated, that foreplay is! Hoo(e)ver she is, I like her!

9-11-2007 9:59 AM

bignosemousie

I bet it sucks.

9-11-2007 1:43 PM

Geekette

If it doesn't, it must really blow then.

9-11-2007 1:48 PM

farmertan

She's a US citizen and it's only sold in the UK? WTF?

9-11-2007 2:54 PM

skwirlinator

It has to be approved by the FDA (Female Dildo Appendages) Group

9-11-2007 9:08 PM

venushugstress

Why go to all that trouble? How do explain carrying around that big vacuum cleaner? The sex shop might be more feasible.

9-11-2007 9:18 PM

NonStatQuo

um. I'm kinda thinkin' that the ROAR of the vacuum cleaner must be a real um.... unromantic? And well, what kind of ambiance can you give yourself? and um... what happens when somebody turns on the vac ... do you kinda get horny just hearing the roar and wish you had your little friend with you? Fingers are just fine.

9-11-2007 9:31 PM

skwirlinator

LOL, Get horny hearing a vacuum cleaner!

9-12-2007 2:54 AM

Amergin

Maybe you could attach it to the car vac at the petrol station.
A quickie in the forecourt.

9-12-2007 11:42 AM

Lifestar

*PMSL*. Keep'em coming guys, i'm enjoying reading this thread.

)

9-13-2007 4:45 PM

righthand

It has to be approved by the FDA (Female Dildo Appendages) Group

Very good. What's their address?

9-13-2007 4:47 PM

righthand

Air head?

9-13-2007 5:02 PM

skwirlinator

What's their address?

1269 Fuckingyou Ave
JuicyGash, IA 12692

9-13-2007 5:04 PM

skwirlinator

A crack and crevis tool

9-13-2007 5:04 PM

skwirlinator

I wonder if it has to be used with a WET Vac

9-14-2007 11:30 AM

CarnivalBorn

.. crack and crevice tool

9-21-2007 4:14 AM

myworkisdonehere

Disgusting

9-21-2007 11:52 AM

Lifestar

O_o

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