Carlin on religion


	Carlin on religion

lifecyce1898

8-11-2007 9:30 AM

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8-11-2007 5:08 PM

skwirlinator

He is a comedian - what could you expect?

8-12-2007 3:09 PM

BartendingBear

The best comedy is always rooted in ironic reality, followed closely by moronic reality. George is particularly good at tying the two together.

8-12-2007 8:34 PM

cpltaiji

Carlin for president in '08!!! YEA!!!

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...But in the Bullshit Department, the businessman can't hold a candle
to a clergyman. 'Cause I gotta tell ya the truth, folks, when it comes
to Bullshit, big time, major league BULLSHIT, you have to stand in awe, in awe, of the
all time champion of false promises and exaggerated claims: RELIGION! .... No contest, no contest!!<BR /><DIV>
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Life is sacred? Who said so, God? Hey, if you read history you'll
realize that God is one of the leading causes of death...has been for thousands of years. Hindus,
Muslims, Christians, Jews, all taking turns killing each other because
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Instead of school busing and prayer in schools, which are both
controversial, why not a joint solution? Prayer in buses. Just drive these kids around
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