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Carlin on religion
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8-11-2007 9:30 AM
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8-11-2007
5:08 PM
skwirlinator
He is a comedian - what could you expect?
8-12-2007
3:09 PM
BartendingBear
The best comedy is always rooted in ironic reality, followed closely by moronic reality. George is particularly good at tying the two together.
8-12-2007
8:34 PM
cpltaiji
Carlin for president in '08!!!
YEA!!!
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