> The Blackwater/Halliburton room where you are armed to the teeth and allowed to go berserker and shoot anything that moves, friendly or not. Then you charge the Gov't. a ton of cash$$$ for the privilege.

> The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed location,
> complete with
> shooting gallery.
>
> Plans also include: The K-Street Project Gift Shop - Where
> you can buy
> (or just steal) an election.
>
> The Men's Room, where you can meet some of your
> favorite Republican
> Senators.
>
> Last, but not least, there will be an entire floor devoted
> to a 7/8
> scale model of the President's ego.
>
> To highlight the President's accomplishments, the
> museum will have an
> electron microscope to help you locate them.
>
> When asked, President Bush said that he didn't care so
> much about the
> individual exhibits as long as his museum
> was better than his father's.


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