Ruckman Declares Himself to be "DOS 6.11-Only", Riplinger Writes Book on Subject


	Ruckman Declares Himself to be "DOS 6.11-Only", Riplinger Writes Book on Subject

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5-15-2008 12:34 PM

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.02% of Clipmarks users might find this as funny as I did, but I think this is about the funniest thing I've ever seen.

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5-15-2008 2:40 PM

alanocu

DOS 6.11? maybe back in 1992 it was perfect for what it was...but that was 1992?

I still use DOS commands at a command prompt....when I shell out of Windows XP though....

The dude needs to catch up....

5-20-2008 1:16 PM

Bob Hayton

I agree. Funny, if you've been there. Tominthebox has lots of similarly fun stuff. Check out http://tominthebox.blogpsot.com

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